whizzie

Slang for vagina in Scotland

hey can i eat your whizzie

by jazzablk December 11, 2009

Whizzer

Someone who every mother wants at a little league game. Probably your ex-husbands ex-lover. Nobody shares his devotion to style. Also, it’s likely he was trained in karate.

As enemies go, Whizzer is not so bad.

by Acttwo May 9, 2020

whizzer

Great, Brilliant, Wonderful, Amazing

Pandora: wow we're gonna have a whizzer time in this collage aren't we eff?

(quoted from skins)

by champ status January 1, 2010

whizzer brown

An amazing man who has suffered death

“Did you hear the Jeffery has died?”
“Oh no really? But he was such a Whizzer Brown...”

by One_Gay_Mess June 21, 2018

Splittin' wizzies

Getting your wisdom teeth removed.

a: Yo man, you splittin' wizzies on thursday?
b: yeah man, you nervous?
a: you know it.

by ahryc December 7, 2006

Night Vision Whizzing

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.

Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!

by SnowyTheNutter July 24, 2009

Wizzieh

Wizzieh is the one who will rock ya, shock ya, always look fly, she's a peacock, yeah!
She'll make you dance, it's like a trance, you won't even get a chance, so get ready in advance.
You can't beat Wizzieh, she'll make you dizzy, you'll be queasy, just relax and take it easy.

She will always be strong, this party she'll prolong, you know that all along you'll be dancing to her song.
If a Wizzieh you wanna be, don't you hide behind a tree, that aint her cuppa tea and make sure you stay free

I'm Wizzieh and I'm the best thing you've ever seen
Without Wizzieh in the house, the party is a has-been

by CookieGolem March 28, 2022