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hey can i eat your whizzie
whizzie by jazzablk December 11, 2009
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Someone who every mother wants at a little league game. Probably your ex-husbands ex-lover. Nobody shares his devotion to style. Also, it’s likely he was trained in karate.
As enemies go, Whizzer is not so bad.
Whizzer by Acttwo May 9, 2020
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Pandora: wow we're gonna have a whizzer time in this collage aren't we eff?

(quoted from skins)
whizzer by champ status January 1, 2010

whizzer brown 

An amazing man who has suffered death
“Did you hear the Jeffery has died?”
Oh no really? But he was such a Whizzer Brown...”
whizzer brown by One_Gay_Mess June 21, 2018

Splittin' wizzies 

Getting your wisdom teeth removed.
a: Yo man, you splittin' wizzies on thursday?
b: yeah man, you nervous?
a: you know it.
Splittin' wizzies by ahryc December 7, 2006

Night Vision Whizzing 

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!
Wizzieh is the one who will rock ya, shock ya, always look fly, she's a peacock, yeah!
She'll make you dance, it's like a trance, you won't even get a chance, so get ready in advance.
You can't beat Wizzieh, she'll make you dizzy, you'll be queasy, just relax and take it easy.

She will always be strong, this party she'll prolong, you know that all along you'll be dancing to her song.
If a Wizzieh you wanna be, don't you hide behind a tree, that aint her cuppa tea and make sure you stay free
I'm Wizzieh and I'm the best thing you've ever seen
Without Wizzieh in the house, the party is a has-been
Wizzieh by CookieGolem March 28, 2022
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

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friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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