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Whoreology

The science of detecting a Whore. This "science" is almost an art form. It is the very precise and acute way that someone can detect if a woman is a "Whore". This science is inherent in all men but becomes more robust as they encounter more whores and know what to look for.
Me - how did you know that chick was a whore?

You - Whoreology my son. Whoreology.
Whoreology by Habib Patels November 2, 2010

whoreclown 

Adjective
1. Used to describe the mannerisms and/or garb of an obviously extravagant or gaudy individual.
2. Used to describe the mannerisms and/or garb of a person who is both a whore and a clown.
My babysitter used to dress up as a princess and we would play tea-party, naked. In retrospect I know now that he is a molesting whoreclown faggot.
whoreclown by Poopachuse March 15, 2008

whoreologist 

someone who is an astute examiner of whores and all that whores entail
Dude you know every prostitute's name on this strip, you're such a whoreologist.
whoreologist by JanuaryinApril September 29, 2006

Whoreology

A person who studies a whores every move and behavior etc
D'jemari & Corey is studying whoreology
Whoreology by Zephyrus5000 May 19, 2018

whoreologist 

A sociologist imagination of the culture of whores and whoredom. An educated study in sociology of how social influences pressure many young women to mindlessly exploit themselves contradicting feminism and serving hegemony and male dominance over women lowering themselves to display behavior considered to be unacceptable and associated with thots, jump offs and gold diggers.
Rosebudd, double D and Fillmore Slim are well versed in whoreology. I would say they are the ultimate whoreologist.
whoreologist by filmzillz August 29, 2014

whoreclown 

Noun
1. A person whose mannerisms and/or garb are similar to that of whores and clowns.
2. A person who works both in the clowning and whoring industries.
My old babysitter, the whoreclown, used to make balloon animals to help me go to sleep at night. This one time she put a balloon snake up my butt.
whoreclown by Poopachuse March 15, 2008
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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