whoreclown 

Adjective
1. Used to describe the mannerisms and/or garb of an obviously extravagant or gaudy individual.
2. Used to describe the mannerisms and/or garb of a person who is both a whore and a clown.

My babysitter used to dress up as a princess and we would play tea-party, naked. In retrospect I know now that he is a molesting whoreclown faggot.

whoreclown by Poopachuse March 15, 2008

whoreclown 

Noun
1. A person whose mannerisms and/or garb are similar to that of whores and clowns.
2. A person who works both in the clowning and whoring industries.

My old babysitter, the whoreclown, used to make balloon animals to help me go to sleep at night. This one time she put a balloon snake up my butt.

whoreclown by Poopachuse March 15, 2008

whore clown

A slutty whore starved for attention that spackles her face with foundation and paints eyebrows on her forehead in the hopes of being penetrated. Usually accompanied by hoola hoop sized earrings. They also chew gum violently. Their normal uniform is a windbreaker outfit with matching shoes.

That drunken whore clown hugged me at the club and left one of her eyebrows on my shirt.

whore clown by Nicky in Gretna January 7, 2008

whoredown 

an event in which friends go out, usually to a club or bar, to dance; a hoedown with whore-dancing (often alchohol-influenced)

"Whoredown tonight?"

"Girl, you won't be able to get me away from that pole."

whoredown by akefira February 21, 2012

Whoreloween 

Whoreloween is a time in which any person dresses like a whore and uses a holiday as an excuse

Girl in "naughty Santa's elf" costume: Oh, I just love the holidays!
Normal person: Yeah, I don't think Jesus was born on Whoreloween, go put on a sweater.

Whoreloween by Caroline von February 16, 2009

whorecoon 

Noun. A combination of the words "whore" and "raccoon," meaning a woman who has sex with many partners and wears an excessive amount of eye makeup, thus resembling a raccoon.

Lisa thinks that wearing a lot of eyeliner and other makeup makes a woman look more appealing. I think it makes a person look like a whorecoon.

whorecoon by sgt_easton October 16, 2008

WordClown

WordClown: -noun. 1. A person who unwittingly entertains others thru what they (alone) believe to be cleverly deceptive syntax. They often mistakenly assume themselves to be quite sophisticated, scholarly or brilliant--not suspecting that others are laughing at their buffoonery. 2. A faux-intellectual or laughably inept "expert" who inadvertently provides entertainment by using words as if they were loudly beeped out of a clown's squeeze-horn. 3. One who pathetically attempts to defend the indefensible by distracting everyone with a word-juggling act worthy of a clown.

WordClownism is a disease that is triggered by fact-finding or whistleblowing, at which time the WordClown immediately begins spinning, twisting or otherwise torturing the truth in a frantic effort to keep it hidden. Their desperation is so great that they begin spewing non-sensical words, framed with much gravitas--which only heightens the hilarity.

WordClown by HelluvaHoax! October 16, 2011