Whoobie

A character, often a particularly weak villain, that is so pathetic they make you feel sorry for them. They are usually very familiar with affectionate "aww"s and typically make you want to give them a hug and take care of them.

Person One: "That character is such a whoobie."

Person Two: "Oh I know! I just want to give him a big hug and take him home with me! He looks like a sad puppy!"

Whoobie by CrimsonRainbow June 15, 2013

Dank Whoolie

Raising the front tire of a motorcycle off the ground, squids use this to determine the alpha male of a group of gixxer riders. The longer the whoolie is held the danker it is.

Dude did you see Greg's dank whoolie? He held it for like two seconds! Fucking sick!

Dank Whoolie by Gixxersquid May 2, 2018

Anal Whoopie 

Anal sex. Makin whoopie...anally.

While hiking at the local park, I came across two fags having anal whoopie in the bushes.

Anal Whoopie by Briney Hiney July 7, 2016

Whoobaey 

A way to express excitement.

When used as a verb the word, Whoobd, It means something that was supposed to be exciting, but you messed it up.

Dude, I'm going on a date with a really hot girl. WHOOBAEYYY!!!!

Crap, I farted at dinner. I whoobd it.

Whoobaey by whoobaey July 27, 2014

whoopie stick 

Basically, Your penis. Reference from the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Vulconize the whoopie stick in the ham wallet."

whoopie stick by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

Whoopie Bags 

Is another word for condom. It's normally used when you want to hide the fact that you are talking about condoms.

Yo, Victor get the whoopie bags it's time for nookie.

Whoopie Bags by KRYSDRAC August 19, 2009

Whoolie

To ride a wheelie on a sport bike, usually associated with a stunter or squid

Did you see that squid whoolie down the car pool lane?

Whoolie by SlobStyle November 16, 2009