ham wallet

a womans pearly white gates or bear trap

that ham wallet smelled like rotten fish, she hadn't washed that gash out for days.TWAT

by tymm blith June 11, 2007

Ham Wallet

The part of the woman that blood comes out of once a month. Or the place where a pig stores his money.

Dude 1: Yeah yesterday I got full view of her ham wallet. ;) Dude 2: Sick bro. I love stealing from innocent swine.

by lil.wayne March 09, 2019

Ham Wallet

A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).

Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)

by Tom Kuhns November 19, 2005

Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.

Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

by Dadandsonjokz June 07, 2016

Ham Wallet

a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich

your mams mitt looks like a ham wallet

by Darren Jason Pearce November 04, 2008

Ham Wallet

Slang term for vagina

Last night I put my meat-rocket into her ham wallet

by B to the ill July 28, 2008

Ham Wallet

Describes a woman's Vagina - that "looks like" a Wallet made of Ham - especially when shaved

Darren ordered a Shaved Ham Wallet with a side order of Sun Dried Tomatoes - with no Mayo

by Tubby Tockley September 05, 2006