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Whimsicle Fuckery 

A discriptive term disscussing something that makes no sense what so ever, usually an item from Etsy.

Miss-spelled intentionally to mirror the usual incompitence of the creator.
Did you see that tin can with a gear hot glued to it? Pure Whimsicle fuckery
Whimsicle Fuckery by d2d May 12, 2011
WIZICLE:

Used to describe a foolish stupid person running a horrible network of some sort or a ban-happy lunatic.
That guy is so wizicle, he once G:Lined a user for saying something about another network.
WIZICLE by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008

Bobby Whizzle 

Another word for the dribbles of cum that release after you think you've cleaned up and done for the day, the part that gets your bell-end stuck to your pants. usually around ten minutes after sex.
"Heavens above! ive got Bobby Whizzle, it stings!"

"Lucy, is there anymore tissue, ive made a bobby whizzled mess"
Bobby Whizzle by damage ink October 13, 2008

for shizzle my whizzle 

The proper way to say "but of course!" when speaking to a wigger.
Is this country club the keenist? For shizzle my whizzle!
for shizzle my whizzle by BoneyZ September 25, 2008

Jizzle whizzle 

The act of jizzing and whizzing at the same time or whizzing immediately after jizzing.
Awe man you just jizzle whizzled on me

I think I'm gunna jizzle whizzle on the bed
To get some good whiz, know what I mean?
Bro 1: yo, wanna hit up the club tonight
Bro 2: na man, I gotta whizzle
Whizzle by Womanizer69 July 2, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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