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Bro 1: yo, wanna hit up the club tonight
Bro 2: na man, I gotta whizzle
by Womanizer69 July 02, 2018
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Whi-z-uhl
(noun)

A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die; a person with said sickness.
"You should be friends with that person, they have the whizzle"
"Hey Whizzle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"
by LameoBoogerHead November 20, 2006
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unlike Derby my favourite soccer team, whizzles is is preceded by shit...fuck...and continues with WHIZZLA!! WHIZZOWS!!!!WHIZZLA!!!!
although Sam was born with the tourette gene,he's only struggled with the symptoms for the last 3 years......

"moo Shit..WHIZZLES.....WHIZZLA!!
Whizzle,....WHIZZLA!!!!
by trainable August 26, 2008
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To get anything sexual.
"Dude!, Lets get some whizzle tonight."
Should I call the hoes and get some Whizzle?
by tylaaa March 31, 2009
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