Much like the mystical Bobby Ray spoken of in Native American lore, the entity known as Whiskers McThistlepants has earned his place amongst the elder gods of yore.

Deified by capitalist society, Whiskers is thought to have begun life as a carpenter and steel mill worker. He now is said to travel the world and bring peace to those who seek it.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods