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Gee Whilikers 

something old people say when they are completely befuddled, in pure amazement, or just don't know what the fuck is going on
I just got a new Volkswagen last week and it broke to pieces. Gee whilikers!
Gee Whilikers by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

good whiskers

This is a boxing term for someone who is hard to knock out, the opposite of glass jaw.
Ray Mercer had good whiskers and a good chin, so no KO was likely.
good whiskers by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2016

jab in the whiskers 

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.
"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."

Wet Whiskers 

When a male's mustache and/or beard becomes sloppy wet with vaginal or booty juice during the performance of oral sex. So wet a gak towel or doddle tag is required for wiping off of the facial area.
Carl loves fat girls because they get super moist during oral sex and he loves getting wet whiskers.
Wet Whiskers by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

Mr.Whiskers 

A cat that dreams of genocide. He longs to speak with his owner (Slave), so that he may continue his plans for world domination. He is usually an arrogant cat that gets pissy when not tended to immediately. He only likes him chin scratched 3 times every hour or he will cut you.

Holy whiskers you go sisters 

A meme commonly used for encouragement. Originated in the Overwatch reddit community before spreading to others, most notably me_irl.
Person: *does something impressive*
Other person: "Holy whiskers you go sisters"