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White lies 

Everything a white person has ever told you.

(Mostly congress)
"The president said that he isn't a racist "

"Damm it felisha how many times have told you not to listen to them white lies"
White lies by COVFEFE? June 15, 2018

White lies 

Lies people of European identities tell about cultural history, present events, and future expectations
U.S. history books tell White lies.
White lies by Malika Davis August 23, 2023

white lies

A white lie is a blatant lie told to protect a person from a certain perspective.
Alice has told white lies before… Alice told one white lie to Bob before… the white lie Alice said to Bob was, “Hey Bob I’m not going to the EDM concert anymore, I’m going home to make dinner for my guardians.” After telling Bob this, Alice went home and took her guardians out dinner at a restaurant instead.
white lies by Lin4lex June 4, 2026

Whitelist 

A list of subjects (mostly people) allowed to join something or do something. This term is widely used in IT.
Now some bitch ass activists consider it racist so it's gonna be replaced with allowlist (what a bullshit) on some places (new Linux kernel for example)
Sorry, you are not on the whitelist for this party.
Whitelist by imasudoer September 11, 2020

whitelist 

A list of people that are cool, trustworthy, and invited to all the parties; the opposite of blacklist.
Matt can surf, is good with the ladies, and drives a motorcycle. He is funny and I like him. Put him on the whitelist for the next party.
whitelist by crackerjackson March 10, 2008

whitelisted 

The presumption that you are being unfairly held back and discriminated against because of your ethnic origin.
This phenomenon frequently occurs when one puts a check next to the box marked Caucasian (not of Hispanic origin).
Jonathon: "I can not believe they gave the promotion to that ethnic guy over me."
Tyrone: "Man, you be blacklisted."
Jonathon: "No Tyrone, I've been whitelisted."
Tyrone: "Pump yo brakes for a sec cracker, they be callin' me on ma bluetoof."
Jonathon: "You're a true friend Tyrone."
Tyrone: "Man, fuck you."
whitelisted by brybry August 11, 2008
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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