WhiskeyJack
WhiskeyJack by TheGermans October 9, 2003
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Whiskeydick
The inability to maintain an erection after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.
Whiskeydick by mjb November 3, 2005
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WhiskeyDick
1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskeydick is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it's self, and whiskeydick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskeydick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with whiskeydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.
2. over training of the male reproductive system.
3. whiskey is distilled from a beer like ferment. whiskeydick is invoking the fact that both whiskey, it's self, and whiskeydick are a more potent version of their original nature. whiskey through distillation whiskeydick through way too much masturbation.
(note even though someone with whiskeydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
whiskeydick
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.
2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.
"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually talking about drunk dick."
WHISKEYDICK by RepOmaN February 28, 2013
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whiskeydick by Count Funkula June 1, 2003
WhiskeyFace
A punk rock band founded by two white sububan punk in 1997. Established in 2007 by two white suburban punks over hard liquor, filthy whores and drugs,
–Scotty G. a certified deadman, forced from his home in Indiana by a semi-active police manhunt
—and—
–RomeeRoam, a security expert, specializing in explosives and unarmed-combat
have spent the better part of the decade traveling the world screaming punk on stale beer and twisted lies.
One day while camping deep in the Osarks,
–Smiles the Clown, an AWOL percussionist stage perfomer from a traveling Russian circus
stumbled upon them while in the midst of a six week peyote trip.
Together, Whiskey face continues to roam the country, wreaking havoc from town to town, dodging bills, and rocking all original music in the tradition of true DIY punk.
–Scotty G. a certified deadman, forced from his home in Indiana by a semi-active police manhunt
—and—
–RomeeRoam, a security expert, specializing in explosives and unarmed-combat
have spent the better part of the decade traveling the world screaming punk on stale beer and twisted lies.
One day while camping deep in the Osarks,
–Smiles the Clown, an AWOL percussionist stage perfomer from a traveling Russian circus
stumbled upon them while in the midst of a six week peyote trip.
Together, Whiskey face continues to roam the country, wreaking havoc from town to town, dodging bills, and rocking all original music in the tradition of true DIY punk.
Whiskeyface.net
WhiskeyFace by Whiskeyface July 30, 2013
Whiskeydick
Hard mode for wanking due to the combination of being on the verge of passing out and the lack of bloodflow to anywhere fun.
When you have whiskeydick, it's a three way race between you, passing out, and the eternal curse of being sober!
Whiskeydick by Allegedly Human October 14, 2022
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