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Dry Whisking 

Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.

While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!

Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!

Whisking My Yoke 

To have your yoke whisked is when you are fingered so hard that all your insides become mushy and egglike.
Last night, my boyfriend was whisking my yoke so hard that I woke up on the sunny side with a little leakage.
The act of having sex in the kitchen
"Our whisking was interrupted by the chef."

"Guess who got whisked last night?"
Whisking by KALK February 18, 2009
The art of whisper singing or singing in so low a voice, that it sounds like a whisper
Hey Jen, I hear you whisping Hozier over there... Now I'm whisping it too!
whisping by Txgal March 19, 2015

Whisking your puddin' 

The act of masturbation by a male.
Whisking your puddin', to wit; "Couldnae get a ride last night at the Student Union. Went hame, watched some porn and whisked ma puddin'. Fuckin' downer man."

Whisking An Egg 

Verb; to smash one out, see masturbate.
I was whisking an egg in your kitchen last night.
Whisking An Egg by captinjapseye January 2, 2011