whishing 

Running around on foot in moving traffic while avoiding being hit by any of the passing cars.

I was out whishing today on Highway 101 and almost got hit by a BMW.

whishing by karmagica September 29, 2013

Vietnamese wishing well 

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole

He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well

Vietnamese wishing well by Nsw16 December 27, 2018

Nigger Wishing 

Expressing hopes or desires for something which is unrealistic to obtain or achieve.

Person1: I really think that hot girl wants to go out with me
Person2: Yeah right, quit your nigger wishing, it will never happen.

Nigger Wishing by Boomer58 August 4, 2009

Wishing Tree 

A tree where anyhting (including magic) can happen, at any time for any reason.

"Have you been up in my Wishing Tree...? Its where i come to think and dream, And now i'd like to show you my, wishing tree *SHAMONE* Where we can laugh and giggle and scream *EEE HEE!*...
(Taken from South Park, "The Jeffersons")

Wishing Tree by Krandell October 23, 2006

Tennessee Wishing Well 

A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.

I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.

Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?

Tennessee Wishing Well by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016

Dry Whisking 

Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.

While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.

Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!

Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!

Dry Whisking by Dr. Vysick Risling MD August 4, 2016

Schmilkers wishing well 

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

Schmilkers wishing well by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020