yoke

these days in Ireland, a Yoke refers to almost *anything*

"how do you get this feckin yoke to work?" - computer
"pass me that yoke" - pencil
"this yoke is feckin broken!" - DVD player
etc

by A February 18, 2007

yoke

1. Thing, as in, the yoke over there.

2. Ecstasy tablets

"That fucking thing, the fucking whatchamacallit, the yoke!"

"I took a few yokes and was off me chops for the whole night"

See also off chops

by Andrew Scott March 6, 2005

yoke

A term commonly used by the inbred farming community in Mid Ulster especially around Magherafelt/Cookstown which refers to a car or basically anything that they cannot describe accurately.

Thon's some yoke.... roughly translates as That is a very nice car you have.

by nodervs August 7, 2012

yoke

a tablet of XTC

how much for a yoke

by infoman January 7, 2003

yoke

spinning your tires, doing donuts, dipn(gas-breakn)

he yoked his 5.0 at the sideshow all night

by drezzy April 25, 2006

yoke

A headlock.

by Rasta May 4, 2003

yoke

grabbing someone around the neck and not letting go

"i got you in a damm good yoke bitch"

by whymanwhy February 29, 2004