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Whinemail 

When a friend or loved one sends you an e-mail, but instead of actually communicating information it's really just just a gigantic "Woe is me, or poor me, don't you feel sorry for me?" message.
Joe is such a nice and wonderful guy. Just about the time I think everything is okay, he'll be all about himself, and send me another long winded whinemail about how is needs aren't being met.
Whinemail by twisto September 10, 2010
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WhiteMail 

When a person tries to make you do something because they did you a favor before.
Hey, can you help me do something really quick ?

Nah bro I have to do some homework .

But, I helped you when your Dog died, I was there for you.

Bro, that’s WhiteMail
WhiteMail by MyNameIsYES January 25, 2020

whitemail 

Whitemail: to try and trick someone into doing something you want them to do in a polite manner without publicly embarassing them to make sure a demand is met
man, my wife tried to whitemail me the other day. She said if I would clean the kitchen then I would get sex for a week, can you believe that?
whitemail by Synmontwist March 5, 2011

whoremail 

what hotmail is when it sucks
fucking whoremail wouldnt sign me in
whoremail by scott May 13, 2005

whitemail 

Slang for blackmail used by Blacks
G: I'll keep your secret if you give me $100.
B: That's whitemail, you know.
whitemail by ImproperB June 26, 2008

Wisconsin Whitetail 

Screwing in the woods from behind while using a buck grunt. When you're about to cum shove a snowball in her ass
She wants me to give her a Wisconsin Whitetail next time we go hunting

wheemail 

An email packed with so many random subjects the sender is clearly high on stimulants. (says "Whee!")
Jane must have had six RedBulls before she sent that wheemail, it was like talking to a speed freak.
wheemail by MilkyMark June 29, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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