wheemail 

An email packed with so many random subjects the sender is clearly high on stimulants. (says "Whee!")

Jane must have had six RedBulls before she sent that wheemail, it was like talking to a speed freak.

wheemail by MilkyMark June 29, 2007

Whee-mail

Drunk e-mailing. Similar to drunk-dialing, but more direct - if it doesn’t get the point across the first time, maybe you’re too drunk to send another. Or another. Ok, we get it, you’re wasted. It’s the thought that counts.

Sent with the best intent, time and thought make this the best form of drunk communication of them all.

“Look, I got a whee-mail today! Aww, it’s from Greg, my favorite! Did he send me a dick pic? Shoot. Maybe next time.”

“Did somebody say shots? Hell yeah! Let me just send this whee-mail real quick...”

Whee-mail by GregsGreatBigCock March 6, 2020

Weemail 

What dogs do when they smell another dog's wiz on an object

Fido was busy checking his weemail, and leaving his own for others to see.

Weemail by FredAstair July 10, 2010

weemail 

another name for a small email. The wee coming from the scottish contiation for small.

Ive just sent you a weemail.

weemail by Stubeydoo September 22, 2010