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Wineballs 

noun. someone that jacks off on a Friday night in his room, forgets to lock the door, while another male person suddenly comes in, acutely drunk and yells "carry on good sir". Afterwards he fervently denies what happened by calling everyone lying fucks, inferring that you did.

adj.; to speak only to critique, complain, or bitch with a mumbling voice, never doing anything to change the problems being complained about.
ex. noun. Blake pulled a Wineballs last weekend.
ex. adj. Zack has been speaking wineballishly last night.
Wineballs by Dirty TH January 28, 2008

zoe vecchiato winemiller 

the most perfect girl. you will never meet anyone better. there is no better. she will have long light brown curls and bright blue eyes. she will be short and an hourglass and the best. you will never be sad with her around! she is always right. she loves christmas, summer, dumplings, thai food, sushi, brandy mellvile, shopping, and more
zoe vecchiato winemiller is my baby