Whetton

Verb. To 'melt' or 'pussy' out of something, in the unsuccessful hope of sexual conquest.

Guy 1: Is Jack coming to Hardwell tonight?
Guy 2: Nah mate, he's Whettoned out on us!
Guy 1: What a Whetton.
Passer By: SCHWEFFING CHUUUUUUUD

Guy 1: What was Jack up to last night?
Guy 2: Mate, he was Whettoning till the break o' dawn with that slut.
Passr By: CHUDDDING SCHWEEEFF

by VerySeriousDefinitions May 27, 2013

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Mrs. Wheaton

A bitch ass cracker who can't teach ICS and sucks Mr. Millard's dick

What a Mrs. Wheaton

by Tr0ll God October 8, 2018

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Wheaton's Law

Don't be a dick.

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?

by mediamonkey June 9, 2010

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wheaton high school

Wanna see a real life example of gentrification? Just visit good ‘ole Wheaton High. Back then, it was home to hoodrats and ‘upcoming’ sound cloud rappers and sold pupusas to fund our senior class. After the renovation, you saw an influx of lighter folks wanting to take advantage of the aesthetically pleasing magnet school.

Did you go to Weedton? Oh I mean Wheaton High School!

by Weedton October 23, 2017

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wil wheaton

That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.

Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.

by knivestheshadowentity July 12, 2015

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