Whetton 

Verb. To 'melt' or 'pussy' out of something, in the unsuccessful hope of sexual conquest.

Guy 1: Is Jack coming to Hardwell tonight?
Guy 2: Nah mate, he's Whettoned out on us!
Guy 1: What a Whetton.
Passer By: SCHWEFFING CHUUUUUUUD

Guy 1: What was Jack up to last night?
Guy 2: Mate, he was Whettoning till the break o' dawn with that slut.
Passr By: CHUDDDING SCHWEEEFF

Whetton by VerySeriousDefinitions May 27, 2013

Mrs. Wheaton 

A bitch ass cracker who can't teach ICS and sucks Mr. Millard's dick

What a Mrs. Wheaton

Mrs. Wheaton by Tr0ll God October 8, 2018

Wheaton's Law 

Don't be a dick.

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?

Wheaton's Law by mediamonkey June 9, 2010

wheaton high school 

Wanna see a real life example of gentrification? Just visit good ‘ole Wheaton High. Back then, it was home to hoodrats and ‘upcoming’ sound cloud rappers and sold pupusas to fund our senior class. After the renovation, you saw an influx of lighter folks wanting to take advantage of the aesthetically pleasing magnet school.

Did you go to Weedton? Oh I mean Wheaton High School!

wheaton high school by Weedton October 23, 2017

wil wheaton 

That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.

Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.

wil wheaton by knivestheshadowentity July 12, 2015

Wheaton's Rule 

Don't be a dick.

You just broke Wheaton's rule. You're such a dick.

Wheaton's Rule by lucius153 December 31, 2009

Whetten 

A kickass last name.

Pronounced wet-en or wet-tin
English, Scottish, or northern Irish: variant of Whitton

Dear Mrs. Whetten...

Whetten by mew22 January 17, 2009