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A kickass last name.

Pronounced wet-en or wet-tin
English, Scottish, or northern Irish: variant of Whitton
Dear Mrs. Whetten...
Whetten by mew22 January 17, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
A wetten is somebody who is moist/wet. someone who is embarrassing or cringey.

derived from wet.
“did you see that picture Aran posted with his 10 bag? what a wetten”
wetten by jamasburg December 3, 2017
Related Words

wettening 

The act of making something wet.
"Its quite crusty down there, it might need wettening up"
wettening by bajaha mmm hmm March 13, 2009
Verb. To 'melt' or 'pussy' out of something, in the unsuccessful hope of sexual conquest.
Guy 1: Is Jack coming to Hardwell tonight?
Guy 2: Nah mate, he's Whettoned out on us!
Guy 1: What a Whetton.
Passer By: SCHWEFFING CHUUUUUUUD

Guy 1: What was Jack up to last night?
Guy 2: Mate, he was Whettoning till the break o' dawn with that slut.
Passr By: CHUDDDING SCHWEEEFF

whittenburg 

Strong,powerful, great at anything they do. Always thinking how to better things even if there already great. Not afraid to take chances lives life to the fullest and enjoyes the finer things in life,but doesn't mind to have bare minimum.Great leadership loyal,honest.
Foresees greatly in the future but still be grounded on the now. Can handle any situation with ease.
The Whittenburgs seem there always on top of the situation.
whittenburg by Bobo Bolanski October 16, 2017
A smart, funny, nice, Christian guy that loves to watch movies, eat, and be with friends. He loves to sing, act, and just be on the stage in general. Finds joy from helping others.
Wow that Whitten is so sweet. I’m so glad to have him as a friend.
Whitten by HTHivudiwkwdi9385 April 28, 2019
Yo, Dave, fetch me a jug of water, I gotta wetten my mouth up.

Yo, Dave, cover me at work for a little while, I gotta go wetten Christie up.

Yo, Dave, go roll up my car windows, I don't want the rain to wetten my seats
wetten by flurffmeister October 18, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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