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The best town in the whole of london located between hounslow and twickenham. It has like loads of charity shops and like 3 parks and a fucking great restaurant called tastybites where cool people hang out. The best park in Whitton is the rec where people go and get pissed.
James : where you going tomorrow tom?

Tom : whitton innit to hang out on the rec and
get pissed

James : coool
Whitton by Retardeddddd July 30, 2009
a shithole imbetween Feltham, Hounslow and Twickenham. where pikys,chavs and other people who like to wear tracksuits but dont do any exercise like to chill and scare old people.
"hey you wanna go to whitton?"

"no i went to the toilet earlier, cheers."
whitton by mattyboy18 November 30, 2007

father whitton 

A person in a position of management who makes advances at his employees children. Appears to be friendly only to strike when least expected.
The boss just went Father Whitton on my son.
father whitton by LB the GM January 19, 2010

Nelson primary school, Whitton 

Nelson is a shitty racist school, unable to see potential of clever students. They do not care for bullying at all
hey, Nelson primary school, Whitton is such a bad school.

whittnee 

Whittnee is the most funniest, charismatic, beautiful human on earth. She is down to earth and super creative. She has attitude, and the most killer body ever. If you ever cross her, you will remember her for life. She the center of attention everywhere she goes. People are jealous of her and try to be just like her. If you ever get in a relationship with her, you’ll probably be jealous too. She’s one of kind and you’ll never find anyone like her!
Olivia: Ugh! Why is she so perfect?
Jordan: Who?
Olivia: Whittnee duh!
whittnee by beachluvr525 May 18, 2018

whiptonite 

compared to superman's kryptonite, its a females demeanor or attitude that they use to seduce or conquer men
Chris: Did your punk ass get back together with your ex girlfriend kathy last night?

Mike: Man, she threw that whiptonite on me and i was done...

Another Example:

Mike: Man, i think im in love with Kathy and its only been two weeks...

Chris: that whiptonite never fails on you mike
whiptonite by Chris Kenon June 10, 2008
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