Whitton

A horrible bitchy teacher who teaches you absolutely nothing and fails you.

Mr Devatsis failed me on my essay. What a whitton!

by stalinismyghee June 6, 2019

Whitton

The best town in the whole of london located between hounslow and twickenham. It has like loads of charity shops and like 3 parks and a fucking great restaurant called tastybites where cool people hang out. The best park in Whitton is the rec where people go and get pissed.

James : where you going tomorrow tom?

Tom : whitton innit to hang out on the rec and
get pissed

James : coool

by Retardeddddd July 30, 2009

whitton

a shithole imbetween Feltham, Hounslow and Twickenham. where pikys,chavs and other people who like to wear tracksuits but dont do any exercise like to chill and scare old people.

"hey you wanna go to whitton?"

"no i went to the toilet earlier, cheers."

by mattyboy18 November 7, 2007

father whitton

A person in a position of management who makes advances at his employees children. Appears to be friendly only to strike when least expected.

The boss just went Father Whitton on my son.

by LB the GM January 19, 2010