That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.

a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.

The greatest Farker ever.

Wil Wheaton is a brilliant fellow, well known for his work in Stand By Me, Toy Soldiers and (of course) Star Trek: The Next Generation. However, Wil also did (and does) astounding voice-over work for Teen Titans, the Secret of NIMH and Brother Bear. He is an accomplished author of two books: "Dancing Barefoot" and "Just a Geek."

In recent years, Wil has become a geek icon, connecting with self-proclaimed dorks around the world from his website, WilWheaton.net. He tours Trek, and computer-related conventions, and is devoted to his many fans.

He is also a comedian, a caring step-parent and husband and is dedicated to charity works and honest reflection.

A full beard grown by someone who is known to be a geek.

The definitive Alpha Nerd, well known for his fondness for All things Star Trek, Star Wars, Dungeons & Dragons, & WoW.