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An excuse which sounds like a real word. Used to confuse the Mrs when you've gone out on a random week night clubbing session with all the alcohol intolerant, naive, impressionable young ladies from work. Supposed to represent a 'work hen do'. I.e. a wedding which you will have no obligation to attend in the future so there can be no awkward follow up questions.
"Why did you get in drunk at 4am this morning singing wonderwall to a kebab?"
'We had a whendo for (insert trailerpark name), she can't invite everyone to the wedding but wanted to celebrate with everyone from work."
Whendo by Gingerandbald August 10, 2018
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(verb) To kill off the most lovable b-list characters in your movies / tv shows.
Firefly: Wash, Shepard
Avengers: Agent Coulson

"I want to see that movie, but I don't want it to be Whedon'd."
whedon by BJammin October 14, 2012
During a TV show or book, when a character you've grown to love is inexplicably killed in the third act, usually as a quick way of evoking a great deal of emotion from the audience. Named for Joss Whedon, who literally has never produced anything in which this hasn't happened.
Penny is 'Whedoned' at the end of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Wash is 'Whedoned' at the end of Serenity
Buffy is 'Whedoned' in the season 5 finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

This literally goes on and on and on
Whedoned by A Firefly Fan November 10, 2010

Whedonitis

A tendency to parrot the speech patterns of various Joss Whedon characters and incorporate the slang from various Whedonverses (Buffy. Firefly, Angel, etc) into every day speech.
Every time I use the word "shiny" people look at me strangely--as though they never spoken to someone suffering from Whedonitis.
Whedonitis by MalsGirl August 5, 2010

Wendouree 

A suburb in west Ballarat. Residents here are known as westies, one doesn't simply become a westie, it takes years of inbreeding, serious pot, meth and alcohol abuse (potentially even being producers of all three) and the ability to have bred many times before you reach 19, mostly with different people (possibly still within family). Obviously the latter point is causing the suburb to grow rapidly but not positively. Wendouree residents are the only people in Ballarat who understand how to use the bus system and efficiently fill out Centrelink forms. On top of this they are extremely adept at using forty gallon drums to keep themselves warm and drawing semi-legible house numbers on their chimneys using spray paint they haven't used for chroming. Recently a community pool has been built, this is to provide basic hygiene because of the ever present risk of 19th century diseases like Cholera and Typhoid.
Crystal is from Wendouree
Wendouree by Forteetoo February 8, 2018

Joss Whedon

The one true b!x. The man. The myth. The curiously strong swimmer. Created Buffy, Angel, and Firefly, plus a ton of comics. The lord and master of all true TV geeks.
"I saw Joss Whedon at ComicCon yesterday, and spontaneously orgasmed."
Joss Whedon by Felane November 27, 2007