Wheatiea

That fat bitch who only serves as a slave online

Wow he's such a Wheatiea for Tyler

by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020

Sweetie Wheatie

An adorable lovable wheaten terrier dog

There's nothing like the unconditional love and kisses from my sweetie wheatie.

by editorjeff July 8, 2010

eat your wheaties

A figure of speech which implies that you must be thoroughly prepared before engaging in a certain event. Usually, factors such as health physical stamina and mental state fall into what could be considered a "normal" state. however when the term eat your wheaties is directed at you this is done to inform you that to compete you must supercede normal levels of functioning.

The other day some guy at the bar told me that he could beat me in darts and i told him child please u better eat your wheaties.

While on descent from a vicious posterizing dunk, blake griffin muttered eat your wheaties to the unfortunate fool below him.

by arturo f. hernandez January 21, 2011

Shit In My Wheaties

A big let down, something/someone continually depressing any hopeful thoughts, raining on my parade

comparable to piss in my cornflakes and who peed in your wheaties

Telling me he wasn't single just totally shat in my Wheaties.

I could tell him I sold the car already, but I'd feel guilty just shitting in his Wheaties.

You look like somebody just shit in your Wheaties, son!

by ~Ren~ September 10, 2005

who peed in your wheaties?

when someone comes into work looking distraught, or visibly upset, pouting, or sporting general negative vibes you say this to lighten the mood.

K: {comes in looking hungover and like she just did the walk of shame}
M: Who peed in your Wheaties??

by Kat November 25, 2004

wheaties

The breakfast of champions.

Mommy, I'm gonna have some wheaties for breakfast, because I'm a champion.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Wheaties girl

A girl whose sex game is so good, you need to eat your Wheaties in the morning and rest up before you go have sex with her.

Last night I fucked Brenda and let me tell you that bitch is a Wheaties girl.

by bad teefs August 14, 2010