wheaties
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Wheaties
When you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great butt sex with her. It is the new breakfast of champions.
8:30 am....
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."
Wheaties by Steve SSSSS January 10, 2008
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Wheaties
Wheaties by FiberOneMasteRRR March 15, 2009
Wheaties girl
A girl whose sex game is so good, you need to eat your Wheaties in the morning and rest up before you go have sex with her.
Wheaties girl by bad teefs August 14, 2010
wheaties man
A guy who has sex with one girl while shes spread on the bed while another woman sits atop your shoulders spread as you eat her out
I walked into a room last night at the party and my bro has my girlfriend on his shoulders eating her out while he was banging my sister on the bed, hes a real wheaties man. Im not even mad, im impressed.
wheaties man by Native Warrior March 1, 2009
eat your wheaties
A figure of speech which implies that you must be thoroughly prepared before engaging in a certain event. Usually, factors such as health physical stamina and mental state fall into what could be considered a "normal" state. however when the term eat your wheaties is directed at you this is done to inform you that to compete you must supercede normal levels of functioning.
The other day some guy at the bar told me that he could beat me in darts and i told him child please u better eat your wheaties.
While on descent from a vicious posterizing dunk, blake griffin muttered eat your wheaties to the unfortunate fool below him.
While on descent from a vicious posterizing dunk, blake griffin muttered eat your wheaties to the unfortunate fool below him.
eat your wheaties by arturo f. hernandez January 21, 2011
Shit In My Wheaties
A big let down, something/someone continually depressing any hopeful thoughts, raining on my parade
comparable to piss in my cornflakes and who peed in your wheaties
comparable to piss in my cornflakes and who peed in your wheaties
Telling me he wasn't single just totally shat in my Wheaties.
I could tell him I sold the car already, but I'd feel guilty just shitting in his Wheaties.
You look like somebody just shit in your Wheaties, son!
I could tell him I sold the car already, but I'd feel guilty just shitting in his Wheaties.
You look like somebody just shit in your Wheaties, son!
Shit In My Wheaties by ~Ren~ September 10, 2005
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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