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Mommy, I'm gonna have some wheaties for breakfast, because I'm a champion.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
by allygator February 07, 2015
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When you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great butt sex with her. It is the new breakfast of champions.
8:30 am....
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."
by Steve SSSSS December 28, 2007
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the rough and grainy texture of a penis
"His penis felt very wheaty."
by Q&C February 22, 2005
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