wheatie

the slang term for someone that is sexually attracted to bread

"Jessica, get that bread loaf out of your vagina!" exclaimed Barbara.
"I can't help that I'm a wheatie, Barbara." replied Jessica.

by stevencharmichael October 2, 2015

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The breakfast of champions.

Mommy, I'm gonna have some wheaties for breakfast, because I'm a champion.

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

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wheaty

the rough texture of a penis

His penis felt wheaty.

by Q&C February 23, 2005

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Wheaties

When you wake up in the morning with a girl next to you that you hardly know and then have great butt sex with her. It is the new breakfast of champions.

8:30 am....
"Steve, how do I get back to your place?"
"You take Franklin back to LaSalle...wait where the fuck are you?"
"I slept at some girls place."
"Did you bang her?"
"No, but I ate my wheaties when I woke up."
"Huh?"
"I fucked her in the ass."
"Oh, word."
"Ya, it's the new breakfast of champions."

by Steve SSSSS December 29, 2007

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Wheaty

Pronounced wee-T.

1. A slanderous word used to describe brown people in the same way that nigger was used to describe black people.

2. Also, a very crumbly cracker.

Amanda "Did. You see that brown man asking for stuff?"
Jason "Yeah! What a wheaty."

by Jamandason September 10, 2014

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