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Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool 

A pretty small school with a small amount of kids. Don't let the size of the school make you think it's a quiet and chill school though. WCMHS is a wolf in sheep's clothing. If you move to this school and you aren't popular, prepare to be bullied beyond belief. Soccer and basketball are them main sports there. Watch out for the soccer girls, they're feisty. The terms "kill yourself" and "faggot" are thrown around a lot at the school. Also, don't get in the way of any popular kids, they can and will beat your ass. There's a lot of stoners, you can't really avoid them. As long as you just stay quiet and go from class to class like you're supposed to, your time at WCMHS will be just fine.

Unless you're different.

Then you're fucked.
"Wow, I heard Wheatland-Chili Middle/Highschool can be a pretty rough school. I feel bad for anyone who goes there."

The Wheatland Stomp

The Wheatland Stomp is a solo sexual act performed by only the most experienced of anal accepters. The act involves defecation on the floor by the actor, then stepping into the faeces. Then, the actor places his foot inside of his rectum and continually "stomps" inside of himself, stimulating the prostate and putting the shit back where it came from.
Phil: "Oh, man, I had a go at the Wheatland Stomp last night. My ass really hurts!"

Callum: "Phil, you do that every night."
The Wheatland Stomp by dshban January 23, 2011

wheatpenny 

A rarity; a collectible keepsake that pales in comparison to other items of calibre. This may also refer to a shorty that exceeds the ten-point scale on all counts.
I gots me this wheatpenny and I intend to keep her. I be treatin' her real nice. word.
wheatpenny by Diphenhydramine February 23, 2006

Wheatland high

A shit school in the middle of fucking no where. It's a school of wannabe hoodlums that wouldn't make it for real, pot heads, hicks, and a couple of everything else. Avoid this shit hole like the plague
Fuck dude just imagine actually sending your kids to wheatland high.

Wheathead 

Someone who thinks their arguments are a pinnacle of human wit and intelligence but are, in fact, just mindless dribble containing nothing more than a few insults with the phrase "Fuck You" and about banging ones mother/sister/father.

Derived from a Youtube video in which someone (with the name Wheathead) made a video with the intentions of showing his supreme brilliance in the field of 'Disputing' but, like the title shows, utterly failed to show his genius.
Oh Man. I spent half of last night arguing with a total Wheathead!
Wheathead by Peepo August 2, 2009

Wheatland 

Middle of no where. Like bum fuck Egypt no where. Nothing but stoners with coke head teens. Small little country town. Everyone knows fucking everything about everyone.
Aye yo bitch let's go to wheatland and get coke from Dylan.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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