A game developed in the early 2000's in Sheffield, England that involves a foam baseball bat and a sofa. The idea of the game is to jump into the sofa with the baseball bat and make the loudest noise possible whilst still in the air. The strike on the sofa must be completed before any part of the body touches the sofa. The winner is the competitor who produces the loudest noise

The name of the game originated from 'whamming' the sofa with the foam bat

Fancy a game of Whammage?

Sure. Hope we don't wake anyone up!!

Whammage by Klaus Hergescheimer June 2, 2010

Related Words

Whamdag • Whamdanglers • Whammage • whaddaguy • whamageddon • whamaggedon • Whambagging • Wham Bag

whamageddon

A game, where the goal is to avoid hearing the son "Last Christmas" by Wham for as long as possible. The game typically starts 1st of December and lasts until Christmas Eve. The game is trust-based and you only lose if you hear the original.

"Damnit, thanks to the music at Wal-Mart I lost whamageddon and must reside in whamhalla until xmas"

whamageddon by Erlink December 22, 2017

whaddaguy

n. a guy who's a real guy. a guy's guy. a guy who just know's how to be a guy.

Look at him! Whaddaguy he is!

He's a real guy's guy. Whaddaguy!

Oh come on! Whaddaguy!

whaddaguy by whaddaguy February 19, 2008

Whamdangler

A whamdangler is a term used to describe your penis once it has been peirced,tattood, or permanently decorated in any way.Fashionably decorated male genitalia or blinged out balls.

Toby works at the ballpark restroom, and he said 30% of all men have whamdanglers

Hey, didn't you hear? That tattoo shop that's closing is offering blow out deals on all their whamdangler jewelry

That one awkward guy in the locker room keeps flopping his whamdangler around and invading my personal space.

I'm so sick of Johnson,ever since he got his penis whamdangled last Tuesday he thinks EVERYBODY wants to see it!!!

Whamdangler by Sweetteabone December 28, 2013

Whamdanglers

used to describe rather large breasts

man look at those whamdanglers! foookin HUGE!

Whamdanglers by otispunkmeyer September 25, 2005

Whambagging

The act of pleasuring ones self, by placing their penis between a toilet seat the toilet rim and slamming like shaquille o'neal

Favoured by one half of Wham's George Micheal.

" Hey Andy, fancy come Whambagging??"

Whambagging by Richie Blackwood February 28, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026