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Whamdangler

A whamdangler is a term used to describe your penis once it has been peirced,tattood, or permanently decorated in any way.Fashionably decorated male genitalia or blinged out balls.
Toby works at the ballpark restroom, and he said 30% of all men have whamdanglers

Hey, didn't you hear? That tattoo shop that's closing is offering blow out deals on all their whamdangler jewelry

That one awkward guy in the locker room keeps flopping his whamdangler around and invading my personal space.

I'm so sick of Johnson,ever since he got his penis whamdangled last Tuesday he thinks EVERYBODY wants to see it!!!
Whamdangler by Sweetteabone December 28, 2013
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Wamdanglers 

huge saggy boobs
go swing your wamdanglers in someone elses face
Wamdanglers by Isis-WC October 12, 2008
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wamdangler 

Large breasts. Often saggy, or un pleasant.
"Chicks got wamdanglers to her knees!"
wamdangler by Pamanda April 28, 2006

Whamdanglers 

used to describe rather large breasts
man look at those whamdanglers! foookin HUGE!
Whamdanglers by otispunkmeyer September 25, 2005

shamdangler

Anything within the class of urchins, things with attached bungee cords, attached tails, or things with soft horns
Look it over there at the shamdangler!
shamdangler by TheRealMorose July 1, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026