A whamdangler is a term used to describe your penis once it has been peirced,tattood, or permanently decorated in any way.Fashionably decorated male genitalia or blinged out balls.
Toby works at the ballpark restroom, and he said 30% of all men have whamdanglers
Hey, didn't you hear? That tattoo shop that's closing is offering blow out deals on all their whamdangler jewelry
That one awkward guy in the locker room keeps flopping his whamdangler around and invading my personal space.
I'm so sick of Johnson,ever since he got his penis whamdangled last Tuesday he thinks EVERYBODY wants to see it!!!
Hey, didn't you hear? That tattoo shop that's closing is offering blow out deals on all their whamdangler jewelry
That one awkward guy in the locker room keeps flopping his whamdangler around and invading my personal space.
I'm so sick of Johnson,ever since he got his penis whamdangled last Tuesday he thinks EVERYBODY wants to see it!!!
by Sweetteabone December 28, 2013
by otispunkmeyer September 12, 2005