A whamdangler is a term used to describe your penis once it has been peirced,tattood, or permanently decorated in any way.Fashionably decorated male genitalia or blinged out balls.
Toby works at the ballpark restroom, and he said 30% of all men have whamdanglers
Hey, didn't you hear? That tattoo shop that's closing is offering blow out deals on all their whamdangler jewelry
That one awkward guy in the locker room keeps flopping his whamdangler around and invading my personal space.
I'm so sick of Johnson,ever since he got his penis whamdangled last Tuesday he thinks EVERYBODY wants to see it!!!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.