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Een schepsel leeft van andermans energie ook wel een bloedzuiger, het teert op andermans verdriet en pijn en voed zich erin tot een vliegende zwarte vleermuis.. wezen is geen mens want het is niet in staat gezond en helder te functioneren zonder eigen disfucntionele psychopatiche trekken te tonen ivb eenzame gaotiche jeugd
Bel het wezen want voor ze is vergeten
Wezen by Ypallas July 12, 2018
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Het wezen 

Become a beautiful monster.A heartless creature. A Goddest of pain.Maybe then the emptiness of this bullet hole,they left in my chest,will finally make some sense we already know
Dat is het wezen die heel #Sinister is
Het wezen by Blaaskaak July 12, 2018
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Micro Weenis 

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.
A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020

Jerkin' the Ween 

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.
As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?
Jerkin' the Ween by Swimsical June 17, 2019

EMS Weenie 

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.
"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"
EMS Weenie by FF44 December 8, 2013

five weenies 

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. This name was given to him by some kids while trying to win their hearts, but also earn his hero license. "Five weenies" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia fandom.
Todoroki: "My name is not five weenies, I am Shoto from UA and I wanna be a hero. My father Endeavor is currently the #1 hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros."
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"
five weenies by dilucofmondstadt August 27, 2020

Five weenies 

Umm idk but its definitely NOT todoroki
My name is NOT five weenies. i am shoto for UA and i want to be a hero.
Five weenies by a weeb lol :) October 27, 2020
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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