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1. a word used to describe a perfect shot in either basketball or beer pong.
2. a word used to describe anything that is amazing, out of this world or extraordinary.
3. Commonly used as a greeting such as whats up.
1. You better drink that cup because that was just wettos.
2. You have no clue how wettos i am
Wettos by Chris Tychostup December 14, 2008
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Loudest laugh, wettest pants 

The game in which a group of ticklish people sit in a row on the sofa, couch, bed etc. and each one has a person to tickle them.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.
He came home from his friends house and said he had played Loudest laugh, wettest pants. I didnt know what that meant, but he smelt bad.
A Wetto Is The Opposite Of A Wetback. It Is A White Person
Who Is Deported From Mexico
For Various Nefarious Activities.
We Used To Call Him Geno But After Being Deported From Mexico
For Underage Drinking. We Now Call Him Wetto The Opposite Of Being A Wetback.
WETTO by KontikiDave August 29, 2017

wettastic 

When a woman is really aroused.
"Baby, you are so wettastic right now...."
wettastic by M.James Short November 8, 2003
A word to describe an absurdly flamboyantly gay person.

Comes from the greek word "Wettos" which means basically means "Happy"
I was at McDonalds the other day, and the Wetton behind the counter winked at me.
Wetton by XFCJ June 15, 2004
Slang term for Mexicans and Latinos. Originates from the word wetback.
This wetto can't speak any English, what the hell is he doing trying to take my order? He should be in the back cooking.
wetto by Stonehead Jones March 24, 2008

The Wettest Out 

Being wetter than all the other people in the world; the wettest out. AKA swag.
Person 1: Damn i wish i could pull as many b*tches as that fool can
Person 2: that kid is the wettest out
The Wettest Out by thewettestout October 14, 2010