Wetsnap

A tough season in which you might need a little extra antiseptic assistance, whether mental or physical.

Ms. Jerri left a top seat at Interpol under a cloud but with her head held high: “It’ll pass,” she writes primly in a personal email. “Nothing but a trifling wetsnap.”

“We’re packing for Armageddon,” BooBoo pronounced as he dumped sand out of his shoe. “Marcy, round up the H2O, SPF30plus, wild-sourced grits, a pair of good tweezers and plenty of first-batch Vitamin D in case we hit a wetsnap. I’ll go hotwire the neighbor’s Volvo.”

by Hifalutin! February 4, 2022

WEESNAP

A primary school student that consistently and unsuccessfully tries to mingle with older people at shopping centres

I went shopping last night and the place was full of weesnaps

by Robbiemor September 3, 2007

wetnap

Simply put its the female version of the teabag.

For those really needing a definition, it is touching another (willing or unwilling) person with your vagina.

Peter got wetnapped twice while he was passed out at a party.

by dfbshaw January 6, 2009

Wetnap

When you have a wetdream while taking a nap

After a long day I ended up taking a wetnap before dinner

by RyGuy123 January 25, 2010

Mongolian Wetnap

When a girl spits in a guy's eye and then sits on his face.

"We were so drunk last night that I let her mongolian wetnap me"

by Abby Foxhaven December 28, 2009

Wetsnatchee

A place in eastern Washington also known as Wenatchee. Called Wet-snatch-ee because it contains to highest population of single mothers per capita in the state.

You know you're going to get some tail when you visit Wetsnatchee.

by Apple Farmer John October 26, 2005

italian wetnap

using the grease from your pizza napkin as lube to have anal sex

she wanted it up the ass, I was out of KY so I did the the old Italian wetnap maneuver.

by Cedric Harvey April 21, 2017