Wetsnatchee

A place in eastern Washington also known as Wenatchee. Called Wet-snatch-ee because it contains to highest population of single mothers per capita in the state.

You know you're going to get some tail when you visit Wetsnatchee.

by Apple Farmer John October 26, 2005

Wenatchee Football

A team who no longer can say is better than Eastmont. Eastmont officially owns both sides of the valley

“You hear about Wenatchee Football”
“Yeah Eastmont owns them”

by Unknownauthor2000 February 28, 2019

East Wenatchee

Many have theorized that an ancient tribe of Indians kept the city East Wenatchee a secret from others, knowing the n00bz of Wenatchee would some day try and rise superior to East Wenatchee. No longer able to contain the perplexive mass of epicness, the Indians released the city into existence on February 28, 1935. The humans who lived thereafter in East Wenatchee, were granted with all-powerful endowments of magnificent proportions.

East Wenatchee is also known as:
-Eastmont
-The Chosen City
-El Dorado
-Agartha
-Mu
-The Holy City
-etc.

The forbidden letter of "*" only reveals itself to a true East Wenatchee resident. Every time someone from East Wenatchee speaks of "*," a Wenatcheeite dies.

East Wenatchee is also known for it's lack of a true Demonym. The words "East Wenatchee" are far too great for classification for it's people. While people residing in East Wenatchee are distinguished above all other human beings, it is impossible to bind East Wenatchee to a lower title of worship.

Mayor Lacy, also known as the Bearer of Great Things, governs this Land of Good Tidings. It is of the highest honor to lead the people of the Great East Wenatchee.

John: "Did you hear? China just had a 9-day traffic jam!"

Zack: "Shut up you dirty Wenatcheeite! I'm eating an apple."

John: "Forgive me, sir. I had no idea that you live in the Holy City of East Wenatchee! I swear!"

Zack: "*"

by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010

Wenatchee

Town in central Washington named after an indian tribe called the Wenatchi indians. Wenatchee is recently famous for outdoors, Appleblossom, prozac, church sex-rings and meth. Heck, I like it though.

Man, if you aren't careful you'll get stuck in Wenatchee!

by Mandown August 18, 2008

Wenatchee Banana

Being anally assaulted with a piece of fruit; often in an agricultural setting.

The farmer gave me a Wenatchee Banana for not picking fast enough.

Jose Wenatchee Bananad me for looking at his wife, and didn't even grease the peel.

by Dick Doggmun February 27, 2008

Wenatchee Banana

A Hispanic fruit picker with a curved penis.

I caught this Wenatchee Banana named Oscar violating my 15 year old daughter Chrissy last night.

by One arm Joe March 15, 2007

Wenatchee

A cute little town in central Washington that is very quickly growing. while there are no good sports teams, and people obsess over apples, it can be a very fun place if you know where to go. and contrary to popular belief, the amount of drugs is substancially lower than that of other growing cities.

Sam: Where did you go on your last vacation?
Garret: Wenatchee! it was awesome!

by hmmmmmmmmmidk January 25, 2011