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Wenatchee Football 

A team who no longer can say is better than Eastmont. Eastmont officially owns both sides of the valley
“You hear about Wenatchee Football”
“Yeah Eastmont owns them”

East Wenatchee 

Many have theorized that an ancient tribe of Indians kept the city East Wenatchee a secret from others, knowing the n00bz of Wenatchee would some day try and rise superior to East Wenatchee. No longer able to contain the perplexive mass of epicness, the Indians released the city into existence on February 28, 1935. The humans who lived thereafter in East Wenatchee, were granted with all-powerful endowments of magnificent proportions.

East Wenatchee is also known as:
-Eastmont
-The Chosen City
-El Dorado
-Agartha
-Mu
-The Holy City
-etc.

The forbidden letter of "*" only reveals itself to a true East Wenatchee resident. Every time someone from East Wenatchee speaks of "*," a Wenatcheeite dies.

East Wenatchee is also known for it's lack of a true Demonym. The words "East Wenatchee" are far too great for classification for it's people. While people residing in East Wenatchee are distinguished above all other human beings, it is impossible to bind East Wenatchee to a lower title of worship.

Mayor Lacy, also known as the Bearer of Great Things, governs this Land of Good Tidings. It is of the highest honor to lead the people of the Great East Wenatchee.
John: "Did you hear? China just had a 9-day traffic jam!"

Zack: "Shut up you dirty Wenatcheeite! I'm eating an apple."

John: "Forgive me, sir. I had no idea that you live in the Holy City of East Wenatchee! I swear!"

Zack: "*"
East Wenatchee by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010
Town in central Washington named after an indian tribe called the Wenatchi indians. Wenatchee is recently famous for outdoors, Appleblossom, prozac, church sex-rings and meth. Heck, I like it though.
Man, if you aren't careful you'll get stuck in Wenatchee!
Wenatchee by Mandown August 18, 2008

Wenatchee Banana

Being anally assaulted with a piece of fruit; often in an agricultural setting.
The farmer gave me a Wenatchee Banana for not picking fast enough.

Jose Wenatchee Bananad me for looking at his wife, and didn't even grease the peel.
Wenatchee Banana by Dick Doggmun February 27, 2008

Wenatchee Banana

A Hispanic fruit picker with a curved penis.
I caught this Wenatchee Banana named Oscar violating my 15 year old daughter Chrissy last night.
Wenatchee Banana by One arm Joe March 15, 2007
A cute little town in central Washington that is very quickly growing. while there are no good sports teams, and people obsess over apples, it can be a very fun place if you know where to go. and contrary to popular belief, the amount of drugs is substancially lower than that of other growing cities.
Sam: Where did you go on your last vacation?
Garret: Wenatchee! it was awesome!
Wenatchee by hmmmmmmmmmidk January 25, 2011
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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