wetdream
when you cum or squirt or release spooge while you are in an unconscious state or sleeping. happens when youre goin through puberty, VERY MESSY.
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Wet Dream Martini
Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.
Wet Dream Martini by isaac1365 April 11, 2019
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wet dream tomato
New York, concrete jungle, wet dream tomato.
Did you hear that Marcia misheard "where dreams are made, oh" and shouted "wet dream tomato" at the concert?
Did you hear that Marcia misheard "where dreams are made, oh" and shouted "wet dream tomato" at the concert?
wet dream tomato by Carrot Stark April 22, 2014
Wet Dream
A man gets a boner and cums ( a woman can get a wet pussy, so they can have a wet dream too) during slumber and can't control it.
Wet Dream by MusicMadeMe June 10, 2018
Wet Dream
When a person orgasms in their sleep. Known medically as Nocturnal Emission or Vaginal Lubrication, this is caused when a person has a dream that turns them on, causing sexual arousal. It most commonly effects people age 11-24. When people wake up, they often have a great shock as to what happened. Most people grow out of them by age 26. However, not everyone is effected by them. One common myth is that it effects only boys. However, girls can have them too, though its different.
Mario: OMG, Jake, I had a Wet Dream last night!
Jake: Uhh, Mario, what?
Mario: I had a dream that I was being given a blowjob by the hottest girl in school. Then, I climaxed in the dream, and shot cum into her mouth in the dream, and that's the last of the dream, before I woke up. When I did, I felt a warm, wet sensation. I turned the light on, and saw my pants were wet. I felt it, and it was semen. Somehow, I orgasmed while I slept. As uncomfortable as it was, I had to wait to deal with it until morning.
Jake: OMG, You dreamed of being blown by a hot girl?! You have such a dirty mind!
Jake: Uhh, Mario, what?
Mario: I had a dream that I was being given a blowjob by the hottest girl in school. Then, I climaxed in the dream, and shot cum into her mouth in the dream, and that's the last of the dream, before I woke up. When I did, I felt a warm, wet sensation. I turned the light on, and saw my pants were wet. I felt it, and it was semen. Somehow, I orgasmed while I slept. As uncomfortable as it was, I had to wait to deal with it until morning.
Jake: OMG, You dreamed of being blown by a hot girl?! You have such a dirty mind!
Wet Dream by brianbuddy2 ACP December 25, 2018
Wet Dream
When you cum yourself in your sleep, usually as a result of not masturbating for too long. Mildly annoying when you wake up at 5 AM with cum all over your clothes or the bed. Luckily all you have to do to avoid them is jack off regularly
Wet Dream by Wittyusernamehaha May 22, 2022
Category 5 Wet Dream
John went 5 days without jacking off, and last night he woke up with a mouthfull of his own jizz. That was a powerful “Category 5 Wet Dream” he had!
Category 5 Wet Dream by Scrothomas February 3, 2018
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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