Wetherpoons 

Similar in premise to a McShit, but geared more towards the evening drinker, when the state of an establishment's toilets goes south, you know you're in safe hands at the local Wetherspoon's, but have no intention of buying anything.

"Tim, could you hold my pint for a couple of minutes? That curry has come through rather quickly and I just need to pop for a Wetherpoons"
"Can't you just go here?"
"No, dude. There's piss all over the floor, the seat is broken and some animal has clogged it with poo paper"

Wetherpoons by K-Dogg 81 October 4, 2020

Wetherzooms 

Used to define a zoom, or other group call, where the primary objective is getting on the piss

Hey mate, you coming to the wetherzooms tonight. It’s pub quiz night

Wetherzooms by Handerson4 May 19, 2020

Wetherspoons 

A chain of pubs throughouth Britain that act as a magnet for chavs and minors. Invariably centre stage for all fighting due to the lack of entertainment allowing low priced alcohol and thus large concentrations of both men and women that enjoy violence.

Dude, Where's Mickey?

Oh he fancied a fight so he went up to the Wetherspoons

Wetherspoons by Jim Birtwisle January 17, 2008

Wetherspoons 

A local pub, previous unique buildings e.g. bank that sells cheap alcohol, cheap food & full of underage chavs. You have to walk a marathon just to find the stairs for the toilet. You will make friends with the alcoholics that sits in there all day every day.

Bill: Wanna go out tonight?
Me: Yeah m8 pre drink at Wetherspoons?
Bill: Obviously!!!! 2 for £10 jugs

Wetherspoons by Inky96 June 1, 2018

Wetherspooned 

When you screw people over financially even though you have plenty of money.

Tim just wetherspooned his entire workforce even though he is one of the richest men in the country. Disgraceful..

Wetherspooned by Utsi Schissenhausen March 28, 2020

Wetherspoons champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz

I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please

Wetherspoons champagne by Weatherfork February 19, 2024

Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz

I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please

Wetherspoons Champagne by Weatherfork February 19, 2024