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Wetherpoons 

Similar in premise to a McShit, but geared more towards the evening drinker, when the state of an establishment's toilets goes south, you know you're in safe hands at the local Wetherspoon's, but have no intention of buying anything.
"Tim, could you hold my pint for a couple of minutes? That curry has come through rather quickly and I just need to pop for a Wetherpoons"
"Can't you just go here?"
"No, dude. There's piss all over the floor, the seat is broken and some animal has clogged it with poo paper"
Wetherpoons by K-Dogg 81 October 4, 2020
Words you can keep

Wetherzooms 

Used to define a zoom, or other group call, where the primary objective is getting on the piss
Hey mate, you coming to the wetherzooms tonight. It’s pub quiz night
Wetherzooms by Handerson4 May 19, 2020

Wetherspoons 

A chain of pubs throughouth Britain that act as a magnet for chavs and minors. Invariably centre stage for all fighting due to the lack of entertainment allowing low priced alcohol and thus large concentrations of both men and women that enjoy violence.
Dude, Where's Mickey?

Oh he fancied a fight so he went up to the Wetherspoons
Wetherspoons by Jim Birtwisle January 17, 2008

Wetherspoons 

A local pub, previous unique buildings e.g. bank that sells cheap alcohol, cheap food & full of underage chavs. You have to walk a marathon just to find the stairs for the toilet. You will make friends with the alcoholics that sits in there all day every day.
Bill: Wanna go out tonight?
Me: Yeah m8 pre drink at Wetherspoons?
Bill: Obviously!!!! 2 for £10 jugs
Wetherspoons by Inky96 June 1, 2018

Wetherspooned 

When you screw people over financially even though you have plenty of money.
Tim just wetherspooned his entire workforce even though he is one of the richest men in the country. Disgraceful..

Wetherspoons champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
Wetherspoons champagne by Weatherfork February 19, 2024

Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
Wetherspoons Champagne by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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