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Wetherspooned 

When you screw people over financially even though you have plenty of money.
Tim just wetherspooned his entire workforce even though he is one of the richest men in the country. Disgraceful..
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Wetherspoons 

A chain of pubs throughouth Britain that act as a magnet for chavs and minors. Invariably centre stage for all fighting due to the lack of entertainment allowing low priced alcohol and thus large concentrations of both men and women that enjoy violence.
Dude, Where's Mickey?

Oh he fancied a fight so he went up to the Wetherspoons
Wetherspoons by Jim Birtwisle January 17, 2008

Wetherspoons 

A local pub, previous unique buildings e.g. bank that sells cheap alcohol, cheap food & full of underage chavs. You have to walk a marathon just to find the stairs for the toilet. You will make friends with the alcoholics that sits in there all day every day.
Bill: Wanna go out tonight?
Me: Yeah m8 pre drink at Wetherspoons?
Bill: Obviously!!!! 2 for £10 jugs
Wetherspoons by Inky96 June 1, 2018

Witherspooned 

A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.
After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!

Witherspooned 

To be punched in the face/groin by a person with the last name 'Witherspoon.'
Dude! I called Billy a jerk, and he totally witherspooned me!
Witherspooned by Senor kelly April 14, 2011

Wetherspoons champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
Wetherspoons champagne by Weatherfork February 19, 2024

Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
Wetherspoons Champagne by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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