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Wet Mexican 

The act of taking a dump and ejaculating at the same time. This can happen with a female partner or if one is lonely enough to try it themselves.
I heard Johnny got that bitch to say yes to a Wet Mexican!
Wet Mexican by akaidk August 5, 2009

Wet Mexican 

Getting a lot of lube and a lot of oil and dousing oneself with it. Then pour the oil on a Latina girl and hit it from the back.
Yo bro I got that Rodriguez girl to give me a wet Mexican
Wet Mexican by Browtf69 September 28, 2017

mexican wet whistle

Pouring a shot of tequila down an ass crack (using the crack as a funnel to shoot tequila down your throat i.e. tequila luge) while tongue punching the fart box.
How far did you get with Emily last night? Nothing but a Mexican wet whistle, did about 4 and called it a night...
mexican wet whistle by ZCV99 February 6, 2019

Mexican Wet Willy 

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.
Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.

Mexican Wet Willy 

When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.
“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”
Mexican Wet Willy by SaraMrk June 25, 2021

Mexican Wet Vac 

When you accidentally cum in a chick so you try to suck it all out with your mouth and swallow it to prevent her from getting pregnant.