luge

Luge is the fastest sport on ice. It consists of going feet first down an icy shoot. Very few athletes ever make it anywhere, though many try very hard for several years. All luge athletes deserve respect.

Wow! Look at how fast that luger is going!!!

by awesome-person January 09, 2010

luge

The act of dressing as a sperm, shoving an ice skate up the ass, and flying balls first down a sheet of ice at 100mph.

Man 1: Hey, What are you up to.
Man 2: Just doing the Luge, you know how we do.

by TheAmazingGehod June 04, 2003

luge

A type of driving style. The driver puts his seat into a fully reclined position and proceeds to drink and drive. Typically, luging takes place at speeds of over 70 miles per hour. The driver must fully lay down and drink alcohol while driving. Luging is typically frowned upon.

John is going to luge at 90 mph from Slippery Rock to Erie while drinking Hurricane 40s.

by thursdizzle December 04, 2009

luge

The act of dripping a tasty liqueur (Irish Cream) down the crack of your lover's ass and licking her clean. Originated in Canada where it is common to pour drinks down a slab of ice (often sculpted ice) to cool them before consuming. Obviously, a derivative of the Olympic ice sport where an athlete speeds down an icy slop on a sled or "luge".

Nice ass! I'd like to do the luge on her.

by phlegmdawg June 27, 2009

luge

A male hygiene act. The male equivalent of the female "douche".

Brad Pitt made sure to luge his chode first so it would fit properly into Angelina's chunt.

by Gangster of Boats February 20, 2010

luge

A large marijuana cigarette. Short for "lugar".

Yo, spark it up, Dave rolled a fat luge.

by whitey September 30, 2003

luge

the stormtroopers pad, it is his bat cave, which none can enter without his knowing

wow, your hand jsut went straight to the luge

by martay April 28, 2003