DirtyJalapeno's definitions

Hungarian Nacho

You fuck a chick from behind till her pussy juice covers your balls and then you shove a jalapeno up her ass until she shits and tops the nachos with a hefty amount of Hungarian Ass Chili.

Man this room smells like a Hungarian Nacho.

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011

Mexican Patay

When you shit on a girl's tits and smear it around with your dick.

Man I gave that bitch a hot Mexican Patay last night.

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011

Mexican Dogsled

When you jerk off repeatedly and cover the floor with cum then run a one man train on 8 ugly Mexican chicks strapped together while they slip and slide around the cum.

Andy: "Man why are you all wet?"

Enrique: "Shit I was running a Mexican Dogsled on those bitches from the club last night"

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011

Mexican Wet Vac

When you accidentally cum in a chick so you try to suck it all out with your mouth and swallow it to prevent her from getting pregnant.

Quick, pull a Mexican Wet Vac

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011

Hungarian Hotdog

When you ram your cock into a chick's ass while shes serving up some Hungarian Ass Chili. Then pull out and rub it up and down her crack.

Fred: "Hey why did my sister run home crying after you took her to the movies"?

Walter: "Oh man I fed that bitch a Hungarian Hotdog".

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011