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Westbury Eye 

1. a condition in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other, due to the constant metaphysical pull of the affected eye towards Westbury, NY. It typically involves a lack of coordination between the extraocular muscles that prevents bringing the gaze of each eye to the same point in space, under the strong influence of Westbury, NY. Also known as lazy eye and geophysical strabismus.

*Note - When the afflicted is physically located in Westbury, NY, the Westbury Eye will spin violently, like a compass at the magnetic North Pole.
Glenn: "What the shit is your cousin looking at, Mike? He's making me nervous."

Mike: "Oh, don't worry about Jimmy, he's just got Westbury Eye."

Glenn: "What the shit is Westbury Eye?"

Mike: "You know, when one eye is normal and the other eye is always looking at Westbury, no matter where you are in the world."
Westbury Eye by ready2ruckk June 18, 2008

Westerly Middle School 

A middle school in the Westerly, RI, that consists of grades 5-8. Moving the fifth graders was a bad idea, because they're uncomfortable and the eighth graders find their presence annoying. Grade 6 think they're the shit because they change classes for the first time in their life. Seventh grade, this is when they start to think they're allowed to get into serious relationships, like cuddling in bed together and making out, which is odd considering that THEY'RE 12, and they over-use the peace sign and kissy face, to much annoyance. Finally, there's the eighth graders, who literally just want to get the hell out of there and into the high school. Most of the teachers are Italian and annoying(like the students). 60% of the seventh and eighth graders are drug addicts, and the remaining 40% are either bitchy cheerleaders, the dumbass athletes, the super-smart kids, or the dancers and gymnasts. The food is awful, the principals ban popular clothing items such as North Faces and headbands because they're afraid of "formations of gangs," and most of the kids are white-ghetto and think they're hood.
Pod Chick: I go to Westerly Middle School!!11!!!!
Out-of-towner: Get the hell away from me.

old westbury 

Village in Nassau County, Long Island, about 35 minutes east of Manhattan. It is the North Shore (Gold Coast) of the Island. NOT to be confused with Westbury.
Old Westbury claims to have no commercial properties, though a gas station and diner techncially are within the village's boundaries. The village therefore is just about 100% residential. The homes here range from McMansions to Gatsby era manor homes, with even land plots rarely going for under $1 million and homes generally ranging between $3 and $12 million (though homes over $40 million are not all that rare). Besides the high mortgages these houses come with, the taxes are even more ridiculous (a $4 million dollar home may have well over $50k in annual property taxes). Old Westbury is where the Phipps, Graces, Whitneys, Vanderbilts, Posts and many other elite families have called home. Some notable residents include Howard Stern (before the divorce), CZ Guest and her daughter Cornelia Guest (the Paris Hilton of the 80s). Bess Myerson's scandalous affair with Andy (Carlos) Capasso took place in the manorhouse on Tredwell Drive.
The village has also been used in countless films, most recently in Cruel Intentions. The television show Growing Up Gotti was filmed in Victoria Gotti's home here. The town also is believed to be the inspiration of Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, though some of the characters are based on his time on Chicago's Gold Coast and the geography of the town is based on an unknown source.
John was good at life for he drove a Rolls and lived in Old Westbury.
old westbury by Theo Capowski July 9, 2006

Westerly high school

A school were everyone is Italian and knows each other the HIGH in high school discribes the school and everyone thinks their a gangster. It's a crappy school were the ceiling tiles fall and almost hit students but they put a lot of money into fixing the school and spent it all on landscaping. At least it looks good on the outside!
Friend 1: "are you going to westerly high school?"
Friend 2: " no, I kinda want to go to college"

Westbury 

Westbury is a neighborhood in Houston, Texas. It used to be a really nice neighborhood, but it started getting really ghetto in the 80's and 90's. Recently it has become increasingly popular with gays who like to mow their lawns in short shorts like Lt. Jim Dangle. This is good because homos are good for property values.
G-Money #1: "Westbury be a tight hood yo!. Is's gonna rep dat til da day I die!"

G-Money #2: "Naw nigga, tha bury be fulla butt pirates n' shit. You really wanna claim dat?"
Westbury by SWTX June 7, 2011

Westerly, RI 

The mythological town allegedly bordering Connecticut in Rhode Island
Person 1: “I met this girl online who said she’s from westerly, RI”
Person 2: “she’s leading you on dude, westerly isn’t real
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