West Virginity

One’s anal virginity

Guy 1: Hey, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: Great, I took her back to my place afterwards, and then I took her West Virginity!
Guy 1: Her what?
Guy 2: You know, I went down south, then turned west. It was her first time and it was pretty nice!

by 24Harry42 January 1, 2021

West Virginity

You keep your status as a virgin until you have sex with someone who isn't a family member.

"Did you hear about Caleb? Last night, he bagged that drunk college ho and finally lost his West Virginity."

by Sleezypoof January 11, 2023

West Virginia Papadia

A sex act similar to the Cleveland steamer, but it's your father & he ate a bunch of Papadias™ from Papa John's.

Tim: I heard your dad gave you a Cleveland Steamer, is that true?
Kim: Worse, it was a West Virginia Papadia

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 29, 2020

West Virginia

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

When someone says “West Virginia” you just break out singing starting at “mountain mama”
So,
Person: I’ve been to West Virginia-
You: MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAA, TAKE ME HOMEEEEE COUNTRY ROADSSSSS

by AngelDivisaGrace September 18, 2018

West Virginia credit card

In short, a hose or a simular tubular device that can be inserted into a gas tank in order to suck the gas out and into a different container.

Cletus: How'd you get here, wasn't your truck out of gas and your credit card maxed out?
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm

by TheOneandOnlyGoose July 8, 2014

West Virginia Tiki Torch

A stick with a rag wrapped around one end then lit on fire.

Me and June bug were sittin by the creek, the gnats were eatin us up so we lit up a West Virginia Tiki Torch.

by Levi Man December 27, 2010

West Virginia

We're not Virginia.

I don't know why I'm still in West Virginia. I'm 28 years old.

by lis May 28, 2003