Weople

WEB PEOPLE, a simplification for purposes of faster coginitive Blogging (such as weblog), commentary, just the next evolutionary step in interweb publications.

So I wanted to start getting interactive with WEOPLE that have been visiting my blog as of late, but it just doesnt seem to be working out.

Weople by heyitsyou.wordpress.com April 5, 2009

weople

Pronounced similarly to "people", weople are couples in a relationship that have blurred the lines between their individual self-identities into a singular entity; effectively the Royal "We" annoyingly applied to themselves as a singular noun.

Adam (to Stacy's mom): Have you got it going on?
Dad: I don't think we should have you mow our lawn anymore...
Adam: *puts shirt back on* Pshh, whatever, weople.
Mom: You made him put his shirt back on... I want a divorce.

I tried to invite Al to the festival, but he just assumed you and I would have an extra ticket for his new girlfriend. They've become weople!

weople by ShadowPaladin March 7, 2022

Glubtubbis Wepple 

A devious individual who is always in debt, is short yet mighty, and and is somehow great at everything they do

"Oh shit. Glubtubbis Wepple is here."

Glubtubbis Wepple by AWordAndDontShareThisWithAnyon April 22, 2023

Weoley Castle One Bomb 

A one punch instant knock out, specifically delivered from a male in Weoley Castle, Birmingham.

He gave him the old Weoley Castle one bomb. And that was the end of his night!

Weoley Castle One Bomb by BrummieSlag1 October 4, 2010

Weeple

A nicer word than midgets.

Weeples are basically anyone who is over the age of 18 who can still shop at Baby Gap.

Weeple by Dee T January 16, 2009

weeples 

An affectionate term for your group of friends, originating in California's Bay Area.

These are my weeples.

weeples by Sara Surprise March 15, 2008

Weoley Castle 

Weoley Castle is a small area in Birmingham located right next to Northfield... If you like drugs, STD's and getting stabbed then Weoley Castle is the place for you! If that isn't your type of thing and you, for whatever reason, decide to go there, then here's a bit of guidence for you, stay away from 'The Square'. They all claim it's alright, and to be fair to them it is their biggest attraction, but do not go there, especially at night.

One final note, be careful of the men there, as they might 'Weoley Castle One Bomb' you. Search it.

Me: "I caught an STD last week!"
Friend: "Oh really, how?"
Me: "I fell over and cut myself in Weoley Castle."

"I just got a Weoley Castle One Bomb to the face in Weoley Castle."

Me: "Excuse me sir? Do you know where the Weoley Castle Square is please?"
Stranger: "Oi blud! Do make me shank you fam, 'cuz man will lick you you know." *Sucks Teeth*
Me: ...

Weoley Castle by WeoleyCastleOneBomber March 1, 2017