Pronounced similarly to "people", weople are couples in a relationship that have blurred the lines between their individual self-identities into a singular entity; effectively the Royal "We" annoyingly applied to themselves as a singular noun.
Adam (to Stacy's mom): Have you got it going on?
Dad: I don't think we should have you mow our lawn anymore...
Adam: *puts shirt back on* Pshh, whatever, weople.
Mom: You made him put his shirt back on... I want a divorce.
I tried to invite Al to the festival, but he just assumed you and I would have an extra ticket for his new girlfriend. They've become weople!
Dad: I don't think we should have you mow our lawn anymore...
Adam: *puts shirt back on* Pshh, whatever, weople.
Mom: You made him put his shirt back on... I want a divorce.
I tried to invite Al to the festival, but he just assumed you and I would have an extra ticket for his new girlfriend. They've become weople!
by ShadowPaladin March 07, 2022