wenling
The most beautiful girl on earth, the one every one wants to be with but once she has given her heart to one man all else must envy as they will never have her.
wenling by your old man zach December 19, 2016
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Ape Wellington
1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"
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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
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Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"
Woman: "No."
- or -
Woman: "Have you found the problem?"
OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."
- or -
Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"
Woman: "Why?"
Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."
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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"
Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009
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wellington curse
When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .
"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"
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wellington curse by Cube.shit October 4, 2017
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douche wellington by buhtsecks November 24, 2013
Wellington Landings Middle School
The oldest middle school in West Palm Beach, Florida. The school is a grade A, and get's some of the highest FCAT scores in the state, yet still can't seem to manage to get the bathrooms clean. The students are all "multicultriual" which is a fancy way of saying there are plenty of different ethnicities and whatnot. Most of the students of the female variety think Abercrombie & Fitch equals high fashion, and they also enjoy having competitions to see who can get away with the most revealing clothing without getting a detention. The boys like to think they are all "gangstas" even though most of them live in suburban areas that most definitely don't resemble "the hood". The school likes to see how many students it can cram into the cafeteria at one time, on account of the schools is far past overpopulated. The class sizes range from 23-33 students, and the teachers ages range from 27-78.
Wellington Landings Middle School Student: Hey, man, there was a fight in the cafe today. It was pimpin, dude.
Non-Wellington Landings Student: That wasn't a fight, man. That was just two girls arguing about which one of them had more scarves from Abercrombie.
Non-Wellington Landings Student: That wasn't a fight, man. That was just two girls arguing about which one of them had more scarves from Abercrombie.
Wellington Landings Middle School by higher-standards April 19, 2009
Werling
The greatest bunch of people you will ever meet! Werling's will always have your back! They are german descendants and can drink all others under the table! Sexy as hell also! Commonly misspelled as whirling or whirly. Get it right bitches!
Boy 1: Bet you 20 bucks I can out drink you?
Girl: I'll take that bet.
Boy 1: You are on!
Boy 2: Dude she's a Werling.
Boy 1: shit...
Girl: I'll take that bet.
Boy 1: You are on!
Boy 2: Dude she's a Werling.
Boy 1: shit...
Werling by Princess Lindsey February 1, 2009
Wellington
the place where Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson were too off their faces to remember they weren't supposed to act like boyfriends out in the open. A video in a terrible quality exists, though it is said to be recorded on a phone from before the dinosaurs were extinct. The video shows Louis and Harry singing, Louis going for a kiss and Harry hugging him instead because they were of course in public, and Louis screaming 'BOYFRIEND'. Blessed day for the gays.
Wellington by sapphicami April 20, 2020
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