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welt-ner (noun) - one possessing a cock that is comparable to that of a horse
“Damn! Shouldn’t have gone to that strip club in Cabo. My Weltner hurts.”
Weltner by Rumbeezy March 4, 2022
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Welter Williams Scale 

A new advance scale of rating individuals based on looks. Broken down by three zones. From the top of the head to shoulder is zone one. From the shoulders to the hips zone 2 and from the hips to feet zone 3. Each scale ranges from 1 to 6. The score is is not added together but just kept in order. A triple 3 or 333 is consider a 3 in zone A, 3 in zone B and 3 in zone c. This scale was developed and tested in San Antonio, TX.

The scale's name came from the makers of the scale, Ric Welter and Nicholaus Williams.
Unbelievable, using the Welter Williams Scale, we just passed by a triple 6. Naw, she was more like a 566 due to the dirty teeth.

The girl I saw yesturday had a decent face, great breast but had kankles so I gave her a 352. What is a 352, wait you don't know about the Welter Williams scale?
Welter Williams Scale by NSW1979 February 17, 2010

Welterschlang 

The complete and utter eradication of an existing system of beliefs, technology, bureaucracy or anything that has been organized into a state in which it cannot be disassembled or sufficiently modified in part or parts. In concept, whatever is being welterschlanged will leave a vacuum in which a more effective system will be employed with no ties whatsoever to the previous system.
This automation system has been in disrepair for so long... but everyone is still politically invested to keep it. I'm sick of doing workarounds the entire affair needs a welterschlang. Any and all hardware and ideology involved with keeping it needs to be annihilated.
Welterschlang by r.daneel December 6, 2016

arabian crotch welter

The act of having sex with your partner and at the point of orgasm you pull out a fully automatic air gun, putting it in there and firing it until she thoroughly notices it.

-extra points for hiding the gun and denying it!!
My bottom bitch is gonna be pissin' pellets for a week after I give her an Arabian crotch welter
used to describe a drink
Person 1: Yes bro gis a go of tha wetner
Person 2:Fuck off ya stig
wetner by 65Biz July 15, 2021
A Welter is a kind guy who is awesome in bed, and cares for his loved ones. A Welter is very well grounded and all around a good person.
I wish I had Welter here. He always listens and comforts me.
Welter by The sleeping kenguin November 22, 2021
A dumpy who enjoys non-sports and like to argue and can't let the arument go and is an idiot.
Look at that welter.
Welter by Gangstamatic September 2, 2004
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“No way, is that cake?”
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