Get the Welden mug.A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.
"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"
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based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight
by ontour May 25, 2012
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Plankton: I command you to make me a Krabby Patty! Spongebob Robot: Why don't you ask me later. Plankton: What? WHAT!?!?!? Spongebob Robot: Get welded!
by Nibbatilus March 20, 2019
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Get the going Walden mug.by Bob Vila June 23, 2004
Get the Waldenshmack mug.A man who welds metals together using one of the most hardest skill sets.
One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.
One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.
by Thatmexicanguy April 20, 2015
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