A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.
"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"
based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight
A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's wellbutters
Plankton: I command you to make me a Krabby Patty! Spongebob Robot: Why don't you ask me later. Plankton: What? WHAT!?!?!? Spongebob Robot: Get welded!
In the tradition of Henry David Thoreau, we have decided we are going Walden, as a cultural and political statement; we even got ourselves a totally cool tiny home!