Welaxation 

Rest and relaxation with friends

I need a little rest and welaxation this weekend!

Welaxation by OwningKristina August 19, 2022

relaxation dump 

The action of moving a bowel to reduce stress or otherwise boost moral prior to a big test or exam.

Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.

relaxation dump by KJones January 5, 2008

electric relaxation  

1.chillin/vibin; at peace in the moment.

2.calming your nerves by sex.

1.teresa: omg! that dumb broad of a teacher needz to chill out with ha' yappin

Akira: Nah girl you needz ta chill out; find some electric relaxation

2.Boy: Yo' ma what you tryna get into tonight?

Girl: Shyt im chillin kinda tense.Tryna find some electric relaxation

electric relaxation by fdhhfvm April 7, 2009

relaxation assistant 

One (usually a female) who will massage your cock for a given amount of money, or cocaine.

Jim is lonely this evening, so hes going to buy a relaxation assistant to easy is lonlyness

relaxation assistant by horny lepard March 29, 2010

relaxationing 

verb. relaxing while on vacation

I will be relaxationing until I have to go back to work after the Christmas holidays.

relaxationing by LTS412 January 1, 2010

Unijunction Transistor Relaxation Oscillator 

Part of a circuit formed with a unijunction transistor and a capacitor. It creates a triangle wave and can be used as a timer instead of a 555 timer.

Why exactly you would look up this "smart" thing on urban dictionary is a long mystery.

He used a Unijunction Transistor relaxation Oscillator to create a flashing light to annoy his friends while they slept.

Unijunction Transistor Relaxation Oscillator by zbx June 8, 2012

relationship relaxation 

when you have been in a relationship for a decent amount of time, and you start to become a careless slob.
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:

hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out

clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?

weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.

general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!

girl one: hey, i'm just going over to my boyfriends for a bit

girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?

girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me

girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!

relationship relaxation by banginbabe March 23, 2011