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Definitions by OwningKristina

Welaxation 

I need a little rest and welaxation this weekend!
Welaxation by OwningKristina August 19, 2022

Welaxin’ 

Welaxin’ is when you’re hanging out and relaxing with friends.
Welaxin’ by OwningKristina August 19, 2022

Borgasmord 

A boring assortment of leftovers used for any meal (i.e. breakfast, lunch, or dinner).
My friend, Judy, was not happy with her leftovers. She had a borgasmord of takeout.
Borgasmord by OwningKristina March 26, 2020

Procrastoolate

When you put something off for so long that you might as well forget about doing it.
I Procrastoolated all weekend and never did the laundry.
It's a combination of the word shit and stuff, but it stands for shit that makes me tuff.
You gotta learn to roll with shtuff happening in your life (e.g., a breakup, an accident, your dog dying), as it's schtuff that builds character and makes you stronger.
Shtuff by OwningKristina July 5, 2012