OwningKristina's definitions

Procrastoolate

When you put something off for so long that you might as well forget about doing it.

I Procrastoolated all weekend and never did the laundry.

by OwningKristina July 18, 2012

Welaxation

Rest and relaxation with friends

I need a little rest and welaxation this weekend!

by OwningKristina August 19, 2022

Welaxin’

Welaxin’ is when you’re hanging out and relaxing with friends.

I spent the weekend welaxin’ with friends!

by OwningKristina August 19, 2022

Shtuff

It's a combination of the word shit and stuff, but it stands for shit that makes me tuff.

You gotta learn to roll with shtuff happening in your life (e.g., a breakup, an accident, your dog dying), as it's schtuff that builds character and makes you stronger.

by OwningKristina July 5, 2012

Borgasmord

A boring assortment of leftovers used for any meal (i.e. breakfast, lunch, or dinner).

My friend, Judy, was not happy with her leftovers. She had a borgasmord of takeout.

by OwningKristina March 26, 2020