Weingart 

A member of the boys. In The 6ft range usually when older around 6’4. He tends to take to much time to get over girls. Usually just simps way to fucking hard for one girl when he has plenty of other bitches on their knees.

Wow, Weingart is in his simp phase right now

Weingart by Raspberry Frog July 27, 2020

Isaac Weingart 

Basically the coolest fucking person you will ever see. If u ever see Isaac you should say ohhh my god he has one massive cock

person 1:Have u seen Isaac Weingart today

Person 2: of course he is soooo cool
Person 3 into their phone:Siri show me Isaac’s cock

Isaac Weingart by The big huge d man April 14, 2021

Weingarden

The name of the gods.

So John, have you talked to the almighty Weingardens who control every aspect of our lives?

Nah, they're all-powerful deities who rule the universe; they don't have any business talking to us.

Weingarden by Weingarden December 27, 2012

the Weingarten 

When the tongue is inserted into the tip of the penis, after the penis-hole has been stretched out.

Dave left his moustache hair in my dick, after he gave me "the Weingarten".

the Weingarten by Paranoid AndReid December 13, 2008

Weingarten Ratio 

The Weingarten Ratio is a ratio used to rate girls. It is a step up from the normal 1-10 scale.

You take the girls hottness (1-10) and divide it by her self esteeem (1-10). You want the resulting number to be as large as possible. Using decimals will give a more accurate number.

Thus, 9/2 is a 4.5, whereas 6.5/5.3 is a 1.2.

Named after Weingarten, the theory is that you want a hot girl who either doesn't realize her value, or is dumb enough to spread her legs for you. A hot girl with high self esteem wont put out, so she's not worth it.

Joe: Dude, I totally met this hot 9
Phil: What's her self esteem?
Joe: Like a 7
Phil: Thats only a 1.3 on the Weingarten Ratio. Not worth it.

Weingarten Ratio by Cattie H May 6, 2008

weingast

1.) Gnome
2.) Man fucker

Look at that wood gnome in the frontyard.

weingast by Anonymous December 23, 2006

weingarten 

V. Wine-gar-tin: The act of one binge-drinking exclusively with wine.

Man, that whino went completely Weingarten on that bottle.

weingarten by Reid Sullivan December 10, 2008