weingast

1.) Gnome
2.) Man fucker

Look at that wood gnome in the frontyard.

by Anonymous December 23, 2006

the Weingarten

When the tongue is inserted into the tip of the penis, after the penis-hole has been stretched out.

Dave left his moustache hair in my dick, after he gave me "the Weingarten".

by Paranoid AndReid December 13, 2008

Weingart

A member of the boys. In The 6ft range usually when older around 6’4. He tends to take to much time to get over girls. Usually just simps way to fucking hard for one girl when he has plenty of other bitches on their knees.

Wow, Weingart is in his simp phase right now

by Raspberry Frog July 27, 2020

Isaac Weingart

Basically the coolest fucking person you will ever see. If u ever see Isaac you should say ohhh my god he has one massive cock

person 1:Have u seen Isaac Weingart today

Person 2: of course he is soooo cool
Person 3 into their phone:Siri show me Isaac’s cock

by The big huge d man April 14, 2021

Weingarten Ratio

The Weingarten Ratio is a ratio used to rate girls. It is a step up from the normal 1-10 scale.

You take the girls hottness (1-10) and divide it by her self esteeem (1-10). You want the resulting number to be as large as possible. Using decimals will give a more accurate number.

Thus, 9/2 is a 4.5, whereas 6.5/5.3 is a 1.2.

Named after Weingarten, the theory is that you want a hot girl who either doesn't realize her value, or is dumb enough to spread her legs for you. A hot girl with high self esteem wont put out, so she's not worth it.

Joe: Dude, I totally met this hot 9
Phil: What's her self esteem?
Joe: Like a 7
Phil: Thats only a 1.3 on the Weingarten Ratio. Not worth it.

by Cattie H May 6, 2008

weingarten

V. Wine-gar-tin: The act of one binge-drinking exclusively with wine.

Man, that whino went completely Weingarten on that bottle.

by Reid Sullivan December 10, 2008